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Fantastical Bits

"It's all very realistic, except for the incredibly fantastical bits." - Joss Whedon

This is a whimsical assortment of delightful reblogs. You will find a lot of nerdfighteria, Doctor Who, The Young Ones, The History Boys, Frank Turner, Whedonverse, Rian Johnson, and plenty of other bits.

My regular blog for mostly original content is sarahalyse.

Jul 18 '14

tuulikki:

hextraordinary:

bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

Isn’t your signature just your name, but in cursive? Don’t we all learn cursive in elementary/primary school?

A little drawing of a dick is not going to hold up in a court of law. That judge was fucking with you, or you’re fucking with us.

(Source: heteroh)

Jul 12 '14
ampersandafterampersand:

sbbw-mania:

michellesplayground:iroanlo:ampersandafterampersand:06.30.2012We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup

I want to say something here to make this person look stupid, but I think they’re doing a fine job all by themselves.

Maybe they meant…you’re…sweet? Or…strong? Like a tree? I dunno, I give up.

ampersandafterampersand:

sbbw-mania:

michellesplayground:

iroanlo:

ampersandafterampersand:

06.30.2012

We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup

I want to say something here to make this person look stupid, but I think they’re doing a fine job all by themselves.

Maybe they meant…you’re…sweet? Or…strong? Like a tree? I dunno, I give up.

Jul 5 '14
seananmcguire:

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

queensimia:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

I remember this guy! Wow, it’s still only a little bit over half. Rebloggan’!

I don’t normally do these ‘reblog if’ things, but hell, if it annoys racists, why not.

That’s kinda where I stand on things.  I mostly ignore them, but kid, YOU’RE GOIN’ TO DISNEY WORLD.

I love how racists came to the party and we promptly got another 100k reblogs.  Like, WE ARE WEE AND SOMETIMES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BUT FUCK YOU, HE’S GONNA RIDE THE HAUNTED MANSION UNTIL HE’S DONE.

I don’t normally reblog this sort of thing, but man. Every time this comes through my feed, I’m like, “Aw, really? I expected this to have gotten enough notes a million years ago.”So I’ll do my part.

seananmcguire:

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

queensimia:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

I remember this guy! Wow, it’s still only a little bit over half. Rebloggan’!

I don’t normally do these ‘reblog if’ things, but hell, if it annoys racists, why not.

That’s kinda where I stand on things.  I mostly ignore them, but kid, YOU’RE GOIN’ TO DISNEY WORLD.

I love how racists came to the party and we promptly got another 100k reblogs.  Like, WE ARE WEE AND SOMETIMES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BUT FUCK YOU, HE’S GONNA RIDE THE HAUNTED MANSION UNTIL HE’S DONE.

I don’t normally reblog this sort of thing, but man. Every time this comes through my feed, I’m like, “Aw, really? I expected this to have gotten enough notes a million years ago.”

So I’ll do my part.

Jul 5 '14
and-the-story-goes-like-this:

all hail the trash god

and-the-story-goes-like-this:

all hail the trash god

(Source: essentialisinvisible)

Jul 3 '14

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

Because if someone doesn’t give a woman free pads, she’s not going to just bleed everywhere: she’s going to take care of it. But if you don’t give men condoms they’re still going to go around having sex, spreading STDs and causing unwanted pregnancies.

TL;DR If you’re a fuckup, people will give you free shit.

(Source: iiiarclight)

Jul 2 '14

katymonster:

brujacore:

countingmyfeathers:

iwasateenagefaery:

somberlily:

respectfulboyxvx:

narcissvs:

Random Aesthethic Generator

All about that “minimalist glam summer Judas” aesthetic

classic pirate victorian hobo
….that’s oddly accurate.

chaotic bubblegum teen stripper

dark elven southern gothic monstrosity

Who told y’all???

LIPSTICK LACE FEMME ANTI-HERO

Pastel hooded nightmare stripper. I mean, it’s not far off. 

Y’all, I’m just a plain androgynous sugar bitch.

(Source: fionagallagherrr)

Jun 30 '14

edwardspoonhands:

kenyatta:

ronenv-post:

Sorry not sorry

A combined Ghostbusters + Back To The Future sequel would be like Alien vs Predator but moreso.

I just registered GhostBackToTheBusters2.com

Hank Green reblogging Ronen. Now that’s weird.

Jun 25 '14

captain-snark:

douchebag-under-the-sea:

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

please

how much better would the show be if all the nerds were ladies. 

just think about it. 

Just blocking the “big bang theory” tag isn’t enough…this horseshit still ends up in my feed.

(Source: riddlemetom)

Jun 20 '14

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

(Source: leninistvaporwave)

Jun 20 '14
hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING


I want to live this dream, but I’m lacking the “way up early” part of the hobbit genes. I can’t remember the last time I was up in time for even second breakfast, unless I had to be somewhere.

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

I want to live this dream, but I’m lacking the “way up early” part of the hobbit genes. I can’t remember the last time I was up in time for even second breakfast, unless I had to be somewhere.